Blah Open Beta for WoW

I found this post of the official WoW site today, not good new about the open beta

World of Warcraft forums (http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=450487&p=1#post450487)

i'm hoping that their just misleading us but it has been 10 days since they said it was coming out. SOOOOOOO not i a good mood now

jester

of course i will be at work when sign ups start so i will miss the sign up by just enough time that i will not get picked lol

i have a feeling about tonight whether or not is true is to be seen however cause i had a "feeling" about friday saturday and sunday as well lmao well i guess i just hope it is tonight.....

My thoughts on this:

Quit smokin' crack!

We get it when we get it. In the meantime, there are plenty of other things to do. Here's a list:

1) Buy Akira Kurosawa's "Ran" and watch it until you no longer need the subtitles.

2) Read every comic strip ever done at Penny-Arcade, Ctrl-Alt-Del, and Little-Gamers.

3) Download 10 gigs of pRon.

4) Quit reading the WoW forums that begin with "My Sources Say..."

5) Quit reading all other forums that pertain to the Open Beta and taking the opinion of everyone that posts as gospel.

6) Once per hour and no sooner, check to see if the Open Beta Sign-ups have started.

7) Make a list like this one.

8) Desecrate a billboard in a hilarious way and post the pictures of it here.

9) Without copy/pasting, type out "All your base are belong to Seelie" one thousand times and post it in the junkyard forum here.

10) (This one specifically for our rush-typers; Manny, Jester...) Take a linguistics class and then write me an essay that exalts the virtues of patience and temperance, and then a second one on "Why all our base are belong to Seelie."

And that's just for starters. Point is, quit reading the opinions of all the naysayers and crack addicts out there that are going haywire waiting for this thing. I guarantee you this: Out there, right now, is some fucker that's pushing the refresh button on the WoW site EVERY FIVE SECONDS to see when the open beta signups begin.

Don't be that guy.

ROFLMAO

Play swg while you wait. :(

11. Play pogo.com high stakes poker while waiting for open beta :D

12. Get only 10 gig's of pron? Got that already. Need another 10 gig's then
damn it

13. Strip naked and to the happy dance :wee:

14. Take Seelie's leg and beat him with it while screaming "who's your daddy" (6)

15. Lastly go to worldofwarcraft.com every 10 second to see if open beta is up :p

OMFG... I just pissed myself laughing

Then had to explain to my wife, who was wondering if I had lost my mind, what "All your base are belong to us" was...

LMAO seelie why did u have to make fun of me.... so what if im that guy...i want to play WoW dammit!!!!!!!... Lemme in!!

Hey, I didn't put you in that "Rush-typers" category, and I did have to think it over. Just giving you the benefit of doubt. And I note, the Junkyard forum still has no "All our base are belong to Seelie" thread.

In the meantime, all those people in that thread that were swearing it was gonna go down after the Stress Test Winners were announced.....still refreshing every five seconds, I'll bet.

Allow me to rephrase that...

http://www.gamingsocietyx.com/forums/showthread.php?p=87294#post87294

Now see how easy that was?

(Hopefully this will escape the eyes of all the peeps that are in the final stages of downloading the open beta client and are saying WTF?!?)